nyanguard-party:

fer8girl:

goddamnshinyrock:

v-diggety:

did U GUYS KNOW, that the way stores get the balloons off of the ceiling is with ANOTHER balloon, w tape on the top??? and they just dont cut the string so it’s like super long and u gotta aim it right n reel it in. i just found that out today when i DID IT and it’s been the best working day of my life i had a blast blowing up balloons and fetching some off the ceiling. i had so much power? and NO ONE ELSE in my department likes that job so now it’s MY job when need be

omg so I work at a museum and one of our buildings has a) very high ceilings and b) a bizarrely sensitive alarm system that will go off if anything touches the ceiling. Because of this, helium balloons are considered public enemy #1 and are strictly forbidden from entering the museum. But just in case an illicit balloon is successfully smuggled in, the museum has acquired a fucking b.b. gun for the express purpose of shooting down rogue balloons.

lawful good vs chaotic good

chaotic evil

(via leni-ba)

sovietnam:

(Source: sovietnam, via jakerzzzz)

swdyww:

Someone: *asks for advice*
Me: just casually destroy your perception of reality and reconstruct it

(via ubercharge)

gerardseyeshadow:

edward-masen:

bardstard:

rosalielesbianhale:

petition to remake all of the twilight movies where everything is the same except that bella is played by john mulaney who has not been given a script and just has to deal with these circumstances as they come.

john: (walks into the classroom)

edward: 

john:

don’t u mean

(via thecalzoneemperor)

pippastrelle:

ghostzzy:

reminder to myself about the process of drafting & revising:

• first drafts are for making it exist
  
• second drafts are for making it functional
  
• third drafts are for making it effective
  

This is the most important thing I’ve learnt in writing my novel. Have fun the first time but know your first pass isn’t going to be perfect

(via yournewapartment)